When i attended college, a drunken beauty at a party after a football game, said she'd sleep with the guy that had the biggest thingy. right away, thingy's starting flying out of pants because guys were excited at the prospect of doing this chick. she and her friends grabbed a ruler and started measuring erect members. sometimes, she'd give them a little toy so as to goad a little extra out of them.

there were well over 38 guys who were measured that night. the guys were of various races, and what amazed all was that the 22 white guys averaged about 5 and three quarters inches , and the 15 blacks around 6, only one asian about 5" the numbers were pushed that high only by the virtue of two black guys over 7" with one being 9 and a half inches. But to everyone's surprise, being what we had all heard about pole lengths, the winner was a white guy who measured in at a whopping 12 inches. it was also incredibly thick. she ended up letting him play her first and then let lots of the other guys took turns.

all in all a drunken party that lives on in story and song.